ofasm

An ofasm is much like a female orgasm except it is entirely in the head of the male "performer". Typically the male imagines her having a real orgasm because he is inept yet clueless to this reality. It is unlike a faked orgasm in that the female does not have to actually do anything, the male is just retarded. and inept. and retarded.

Last night Vern gave 3 ofasms to his girlfriend, much to her chagrin.

ofasm by Robinsky October 8, 2007

obasm 

The pleasure that a liberal-leaning journalist gets when writing a fawning story about U.S. Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL). An "obasm" is a story so gushy and so fluffy, bereft of objectivity, that one imagines having to clean up after the writer with a mop and bucket.

"Did you see the obasm the local newspaper had on the front page today? They're not even pretending to be objective anymore."

obasm by Lord Zoltar December 14, 2008

Obasm 

N: 1: An excess amount of affection towards Barrack Obama shown through large amounts of thought and spoken conversation, also including the exchange of pictures of the same person. 2: A period of time where a majority of all thoughts and feelings are related to how great Barrack Obama is.

Person 1: Hey everyone, check out this hilarious political picture of Obama and McCain!

Person 2: Hah, that's fantastic! I understand Political Satire!

Person 3: OMG OBAMAS SO HOT *proceeds to send links of Barack Obama in swimming outfits on the beach*

Person 1: Uhh.. What?

Person 2: Here comes another Obasm...

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"I was watching the news last night and when Barrack Obama gave his speech, I totally had an Obasm..."

Obasm by infernlmagician November 18, 2009

OFSM 

Acronym for "Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster!"

Used by Atheists as a replacement for OMG (Oh My God) and other variations.

OFSM!! I can't believe those people are passing out bibles in front of our kid's school! >:(

OFSM by the1bun October 9, 2008

Ogasm 

repeated "O"s used consecutively, usually in the spur of the moment when someone comes to a realization, conclusion, or suprise.

Guy: What does 2+2 equal?
Girl: 2+2=4.
Guy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, i thought it was 5.
Girl: I believe you just had an ogasm.

Ogasm by OgasmicMan May 1, 2009

buck ofama 

Fuck Obama with a few letters transposed making it more acceptable for stating loudly in crowded areas such as church.

Man, unemployment is still around 15%, we are in three wars we can't afford, and he is playing golf for the 65th time, BUCK OFAMA!!!

buck ofama by Miss Bush April 17, 2011

OJasm

An orgasm related to Orange Juice (OJ) in some way. Either having an orgasm as the cause of seeing/smelling/drinking Orange Juice, or having an Orange Juice substance leave your body in the event of an orgasm.

Boy1: Dude, i love pulpy Orange Juice
Boy2: OMG! I feel an OJasm coming on!

OJasm by Heidi Vicious December 25, 2007