ochoa'd

To consume an abnormal amount of alcohol to the point of being considered legally dead and still function normally.

guy 1: What are you doing tonight?
guy 2: Man I'm going to the bar and I'm getting ochoa'd
guy 1: Ok, I'll pick you up from the hospital in the morning.
guy 2: Whoooooooooooo!!!

by W. Ranson May 6, 2008

Getting Ochoa’d

Getting Ochoa’d is when you get put up in the air by a bunch of people than they take your slides and socks, so you decide to spin back but it goes wrong and you get body slammed onto the ground and multiple people get their licks on you( while the hoes are watching), now you lose all of your aura infront of everyone, this is some shit you can’t comeback from

“Aye bro you moving mad weird, you will be Getting Ochoa’d

by Kanyeye February 6, 2025

Ocho'd

A Gears of War 2 strategy where an individual plants a very hard to find grenade before initiating a fight with an enemy. The individual purposely downs himself so that the enemy will inevitably run into it and kill himself.

Gears Player: Man this guy won't die! I just seem to keep firing and nothing happens.

*REVIVE ME!*

Gears Player: Oh I just got him He's down!
(The player runs down the corner and cut's the corner. With pride, he runs straight thinking an easy win and blows up by a frag behind the sandbags.)

Gears Player 2: GET OCHO'D

by Beacon of Truth June 8, 2009

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more

It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact

by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021

Daniel Ochoa

A cool ass chill ass gay guy friend that every girl envies to be. He is aesthetically pleasing and funny af, his Instagram feed is phenomenal. He can even steal your man in two snaps.

Girl 1: Omg have your seen Daniel Ochoa’s outfits he slays!
Girl 2: Oh yeah he does!

by Therealcaligirl101 May 18, 2018

Dirty Ochoa

While receiving a blow job from another man's wife you yell out "its coming" then you fart as loud as possible. When she pulls up you flip her around and shove it in her back door until your penis is covered in shit then you stick it in your brother's mouth and have him suck it clean.

Me and my bro like doing other people's wives so we always do the dirty Ochoa.

by badboy26 August 18, 2013

David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021