Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white,
one fourth
hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White
kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with
kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup
kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a
day. Drama
kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t
stop banging eachother. Sports
kids suck their way to the
top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF
kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no
college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest
High School it's
pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from
outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
