Nurdle

A penis that is so flaccid that it resembles a limp noodle.

Bro,it's so cold out here that my nurdle is turtling!

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

Nurdle

idiot a dumb trick someone who is being retarted

Stanley is acting like a nurdle hes walking around in circles nd talking to himself.

by Clara and Steven October 13, 2008

Nurdle

Male genitalia.

I was acting like an idiot when George came up and gave me a swift kick in the nurdle.

by Shinchan2 February 21, 2017

Nurdling

Leisurely spending downtime doing actions with no purpose or intention of completing any specific tasks or goals.

Thor just spends his days off just nurdling around his house, unless something fun comes up that he can go do with friends or family.

Emma: "Hey what are you doing today?"
John: "Oh nothing really just nurdling around my house. What are you doing?"
Emma: "I was gonna see if you wanted to go do something when..."

by Mr.Whatever April 8, 2020