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ntiml
Acronym for the term "Not that it matters lol"
Usually used after a racist or discrimanatory statement has been made to show no ill intention towards the aforementioned group or stereotype.
Usually used after a racist or discrimanatory statement has been made to show no ill intention towards the aforementioned group or stereotype.
ntimba
ntimba by RetadHunter February 8, 2020
NTIMS
It's something you say when you are at the park fighting with a bunch of 10-year-olds over a slide.
When you are sitting at the top of the slide and you decide to be stingie so you can use it for whatever purpose so that other people can't use it.
When you are sitting at the top of the slide and you decide to be stingie so you can use it for whatever purpose so that other people can't use it.
Little girl: I wanna turn on the slide. Can I pleeeaaaseee have a turn on the slide???
Pothead: NTIMS. Get yo ass away from here before I buss a cap in yo ass.
Little girl: huh?
Pothead: NTIMS. Do you fukkin understand little beezy?!
Pothead: NTIMS. Get yo ass away from here before I buss a cap in yo ass.
Little girl: huh?
Pothead: NTIMS. Do you fukkin understand little beezy?!
NTIMS by dancoholic6 June 25, 2009
ntime
Related to Microsoft minutes, except the time given by a person is exponentially higher than presented
N: I'll be there at 5:30!
D: We've been waiting for Nadia for over 2 hours, where is she? She only lives 20 minutes away, did she get lost or killed?
A: Nah, she's talking in ntime. You should add at least 1.5 hours to any time she gives you. She should be here soon
*7:45*
N: Sorry I'm late! I left at 5 but had to complete some documents, talk to a friend, have an eye surgery, meet the Jetsons, quick trip to mars, buy milk, find the meaning of life, have an existential crysis, yell at people on the road, listen to Taylor Swift's full album, raise a chicken and eat it's eggs
N: OH and for the remaining 2 hours I was getting ready to leave
D: We've been waiting for Nadia for over 2 hours, where is she? She only lives 20 minutes away, did she get lost or killed?
A: Nah, she's talking in ntime. You should add at least 1.5 hours to any time she gives you. She should be here soon
*7:45*
N: Sorry I'm late! I left at 5 but had to complete some documents, talk to a friend, have an eye surgery, meet the Jetsons, quick trip to mars, buy milk, find the meaning of life, have an existential crysis, yell at people on the road, listen to Taylor Swift's full album, raise a chicken and eat it's eggs
N: OH and for the remaining 2 hours I was getting ready to leave
Ntimi
This is the baldest encyclopedia you can find. I SWEAR if you meet him he will tear you down and insult your mom's.
Ntimi by Fyuhrdgrbko8 May 22, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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