notwfo

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..I was NOTWFO when the boss called...

I changed the status in Slack to NOTWFO...
I am in the office on Mondays and Tuesdays.. the rest of the week is NOTWFO..
Most of my productive work is done NOTWFO...
I am back in the office on Monday, at the moment I am NOTWFO..
We will have a meeting when I get back from NOTWFO..
Currently I am NOTWFO, but I'll get on it when I am in the office next week..
Several of the members was NOTWFO during the meeting..

notwfo by Fart Mechanic May 30, 2023

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Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.

Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork by TheXDriver May 22, 2011

Related Words

notwfo • notworking • notfounder • Notfoxy • notwork • Notefolio • NotForCarson • Notfown • notfoxynt • notiforous

Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

Social Notworking by Bushbrother January 12, 2009

Word of the Day on March 12, 2009

social notworking

The act of using a social networking site while at work.

Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.

social notworking by Gregus February 21, 2009

.im.notfound

.im.notfound is a mcyt fanpage with +38k followers on the app Tik Tok. Her boyfriend is called GeorgeNotFound

.im.notfound is the best fanpage

.im.notfound by boburnhamsknife September 5, 2021

social notworking

When you spend all days at your job on social networking sites such as facebook,myspace and twitter.

Amanda spent day in the office social notworking instead of helping patients.

social notworking by ChocoStick March 11, 2009

notwhorosethinks

Notwhorosethinks does boyfriend asmr on youtube and pornhub his voice is deep and yet soft

Omg have you heard of notwhorosethinks I love his voice

notwhorosethinks by The_disappointment January 4, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026