NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! 

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart 

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

Notevenclose 

When you accidentally say "in a word" before you realize you were going to say three words, and you have to pretend it's all one word.

-Friend 1 "How was it?"

-Friend 2 "In a word... not even close."

-Friend 1 "How was that one-"

-Friend 2 "Notevenclose!"

Notevenclose by pkmnbrawler123 January 22, 2014