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north iredell high school

A high school that doesn't know the difference between a wolf and a raider (this may be a side-affect of living in the middle of no where). Quite a few "rednecks" attend North High, and the rest are emo lesbians. There is a corn field across from the school, so looking out of the window and day-dreaming is not an option. "Dip", a tobacco product, has been used to replace paint on the walls, and the foul odor of second hand smoke permeates the bathrooms. The teen pregnancy rate at this school is 97%, so if you go here, you are most likely going to be impregnated. One upside is that NIHS can be an alternate from Statesville High School where you are more likely to be shot or recruited into a gang.
Hey, look at that girl, she hates her life, and likes other chicks. She has to be from North Iredell High school.

North iredell high school

North iredell high is a school that has a high rate of students committing suicide,becoming a terrible SoundCloud rapper, becoming gay/lesbian,or becoming addicted to nic sticks or weed.we have a couple of thots here that come in all shapes and sizes. When you come here Peter Griffin roams the halls waiting for his next victim to write up. We still have a lot of rednecks here so your either trying to not become them,become gay or lesbian,or hang your self in the woods or kill yourself normally.when you come here there are groups that are everywhere like: the crazy annoying kids, gay/lesbian qeer kids group, the nerd group, the black girls that laugh like there either trying for the role of the wicked witch of the west or one of the hyenas from the lion king, the chill kids group, the suicidal shoot up the school group, the dope group, and the group that thinks there popular but are just a bunch of fat and black people in B lunch. Also there's one girl that makes terrible tik toks that thinks she's beautiful and all that so watch out for here cause she is constantly on her period and always listening to weird ass country music or emo music and watches way to much Sssniperwolf and azzyland so she's a skinny thot. Also don't worry about the fat pigs roaming around they may look intimidating but they will just oink and squel you'll be fine. Also don't be friends with any girl here. it's for the better. Also we luckily only have a couple of white kids that try to act black.
Damn that girls fat,lesbian, and suicidal. She must be from North iredell high school.

North Iredell High School

Ah North.... home of the raider. Such a prestigious school. Just kidding.

North is full of a lot of wanna be crackheads who smoke too much weed and fuck too much. It seems that every week someone dies who goes here (pretty sure the school is cursed). There are at least 4 gun threats a year and if you’re “really lucky” a bomb threat too. The popular people act like they have a stick up their asses and are better than everyone else. While the Emos are loud and frankly scare me a lot. But no fear!! Feeling anxious? The juul lounge (bathroom) is always open and there’s usually someone in there willing to let you take a hit. So just come on down to the bathroom and get buzzed.

If you’re a freshman girl that’s the least bit attractive you’ll probably get hit on by a senior douchey guy. And if you’re a female at all one of the weirdo guys is bound to send you “sup” on Snapchat. Don’t reply. Block him. Trust me.
But all in all tractor territory is better than West Iredell High so we at least have that going for us.
Oh you go to North Iredell high School, do they have bring your tractor to school day?
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