Noob Syndrome

Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the hell they're there....
See noob for details.

(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.

by Simply Stefani; December 29, 2008

Noob Syndrome

When one thinks they know every aspect of what they have just recently begun to do.

Michael: Hey man that's not how you roll a j.
James: STFU n00b, you've smoked pot three times!
Michael: Man, I know more than you do.
James: Dude you got noob syndrome.

by md616 January 04, 2007

Facebook noob syndrome

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!

by notmonday November 04, 2011

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 31, 2009

Noob Syndrome

A teenage girl or boy addicted to say a word "noob" 24/7 and cannot be stopped.

Devanny: hi noob!
Devanny: *sings* felix navinoob...

Barry: omg she got noob syndrome!

by coolestlightning February 08, 2022