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Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
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Nondoinganythingness 

The act of not doing anything, ever. No matter how small, important or otherwise, the ability to react to a situation is muted by a complete lack of motivation and understanding.
I asked him what he wanted to do tonight, he said "I don't care!" he's really mean.

No he's not mean, that's his Nondoinganythingness acting up again.
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naiboring 

To have sex with a pillow while spying about the girl nextdoor. Favorite activity of an cyber predator.
Stop naiboring before I report you to my local authorities and have you arrested and prosecuted. I mean it I'm just a 15 year old girl and you can go to prison for trying to lure me.
naiboring by witness jehova July 11, 2011