non-white privilege 

(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.

One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.

non-white privilege by Kulushi November 20, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012