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A kid who says stereotypically annoying things like "stop sucking my dick Mark" and has verbal ticks even though he doesn't have tourettes. A Nodini is also very good at video games but complains about having track workouts every single day of his life.
Kevin: Yo, you going to track tomorrow?
Andrew: Nah, ima pull a nodini, skipping track
nodini by Nodini May 31, 2018
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Nopinion 

Asking someones opinion on an either/or situation and doing the exact opposite of their advice.
Shirley has horrible taste in clothes, ask her for her nopinion and she if she likes that bathing suit. If she does then don't buy it.
Nopinion by DonnieLee November 2, 2007
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Nadini is the most funny human being you will ever meet. She's kind, caring, fearless, crazy, loyal and simply amazing. If there's any problem in your way, she will try to help you. Her laugh is so contagious that with her, you won't stop laughing. She's been trough so much and she just deserves the world
Elisa: wow, she's so funny

Vika: hell yea

Gi: nadini sua embuste
Nadini by whynotdear May 19, 2017

Novinian 

Slang for a Northern Virginian, first appeared in Matt Carson's book, On A Hill They Call Capital.
Excerpt below from Carson's book, On A Hill They Call Capital:

"Cat finally got up and made his way back to the van, and slowly each man did in turn. We wound our way out of the world of the Novinians (who we call Northern Virginians) and back to the real Virginia. Cat usually explains it this way – Novinians are kind of like Martians. They can live amongst us – but we know who they are. They don’t talk or act like Virginians, they don’t prescribe to our “slow down, it’ll be alright” mentality, they use their horns for things other than waving, and they all scramble to be just like everyone else. We understand where the state line technically is, but most people wouldn’t claim anything north of Manassas as real Virginia anymore."
Novinian by Ryan Griffen August 17, 2007
The act of dispensing countless sender/receiver nodes at various spots on the maps of Halo 3 whilst playing it with your friends. This way, when you are about to get killed you can retreat into one of the many nodes that are a foot apart from each other on the map. This is also a good tactic to use because when other players are chasing you, they have no choice but to be teleported to another spot on the map due to the strategic placement of the nodes. Noding is an EXTREMELY annoying tactic used only by the lowest of people. Nodin' can also be a form of stress relief. It is referred to as Noding or more commonly, Nodin'.
John: Where did James go??!!! I was about to gravity hammer his ass!

James: Nodin'

Nate: I'm going home.
Nodin' by krabshack July 5, 2009
An Assamese slang word. Generally means "prostitute".
Hai notini jonir ghoroloi kio jao??
Means
why you are going to that bitch's house??
Notini by Kontilow February 20, 2010
Someone who is funny, caring though he pretends he's not and thinks alot about how people see him. Makes bad choices and can be a jackass at times but underneath is very nice and can entertain you for hours with his stories.
That guys is so funny he must be a Nodin
Nodin by Mister Rious the second October 13, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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