A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.
On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.
On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.
Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.
*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*
Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.
*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*
by Obama’s Last Name December 28, 2022
"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."
"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"
"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"
by YanCanLTD January 28, 2018
A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.
by damndoozy April 3, 2013
A stickfigure animation program designed for mobile devices, created in that year no one remembers of 2014.
Made for beginners to learn, well.. animation. And when they move to any other software to animate they're basically fucked because they don't know how to actually draw their material and animate it like everyone else does.
As such, a beginner software attracts many children, and if you animate on Stick Nodes older than 20 what the fuck are you doing with your life?
Which is why everyone in the Stick Figure community thinks they're noobs because children don't exactly have the best sense in a discord server when bragging about the edgy demon scarf wearing oc with a backstory that makes Batman look like James Cordon. Also, the teens on Stick Nodes are usually assholes.
So, advice, don't join a Stick Nodes discord server they're toxic as fuck
Made for beginners to learn, well.. animation. And when they move to any other software to animate they're basically fucked because they don't know how to actually draw their material and animate it like everyone else does.
As such, a beginner software attracts many children, and if you animate on Stick Nodes older than 20 what the fuck are you doing with your life?
Which is why everyone in the Stick Figure community thinks they're noobs because children don't exactly have the best sense in a discord server when bragging about the edgy demon scarf wearing oc with a backstory that makes Batman look like James Cordon. Also, the teens on Stick Nodes are usually assholes.
So, advice, don't join a Stick Nodes discord server they're toxic as fuck
by https://www.google.com/amp/s/w February 24, 2022
Jennifer: I see that your life box is pumping your liquid life through your atrioventricular node.
Jade: Yes my liquid life is pumping strongly through the atrioventricular node in my life box.
Jade: Yes my liquid life is pumping strongly through the atrioventricular node in my life box.
by Average Skribble September 18, 2019
'Shut up Lymph Node'
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