Nocation 

When you 're trying to say, "notation", but you have a stroke half-way through.

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Donald: "So, the proper nocation would then be-"
Colin: "Nocation?"
Donald: "Fuck."

Nocation by Ve-Nam@TheYoungCashRegister March 13, 2018

nycation 

A vacation to NYC, for people who live outside of NY state, or at the very least outside of NYC.

"Yay, 2 week nycation with my biffies!"

"Two moar dayz. Can.Not.Wait. 3 week Nycation!"

"Gonna rage so hard next week on my nycation. Dem NYC girlz get downnn"

nycation by l33tl0rd December 9, 2013

hungarian notation 

In programming, a coding standard where all variables are tagged so you can tell their datatype by looking at the name. Microsoft likes hungarian notation, I do not. It is useful when naming GUI objects though.

nonhungarian notation:
int number;
string name;
double value;
-------------------------
hungarian notation
int nNumber;
string strName;
double dValue;

hungarian notation by Dahhak October 13, 2004

nolationship 

when two people (regardless of sexuality) act so much like they are in a relationship with each other that they really kind of are, but they reassure everyone that they are not a dating couple.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are in a nolationship, because they act exactly like they're a couple but they tell everyone they are not dating each other.

nolationship by BitchItsCalculus January 7, 2011

hungarian notation 

Refers to the programming habit of naming variables so that the variable's intended use is clear from it's name.

The original hungarian notation was first described and used by Charles Simonyi, a hungarian programmer who worked for Microsoft.

Using hungarian notation, a variable called a_crszkvc30LastNameCol would imply a constant reference function argument, holding the contents of a database column of type VARCHAR(30) called LastName that was part of the table's primary key

hungarian notation by Praetexta September 3, 2007

scrotal notations 

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

scrotal notations by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.

Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."

Scientific Notation by undead-ciela December 15, 2014