tauch

The most amazing thing/person in the world. No one accept someone who knows tauch understands how amazing tauch is though.

Taylor: Tauch is my hero!
Chris/Blondie: Well Tauch is my lover!
Scotty: Too bad i'm too much of a dumbass, two-faced, prick to understand how amazing Tauch is...
Random Person: I don't even know Tauch and i think Tauch is amazing!

Chuck Norris approves this message.

by The Tauch January 23, 2009

Tauch-block

Baseball: When your walk-off home run gets robbed at the outfield wall by a spectacular catch by an outfielder

If it weren't for the Tauch-block, the Dodgers would have walked off the Giants on May 28, 2021.

by littlekuribandit May 31, 2021

No Tauch

Misspelled "No Touch" when written by Nico on Magnifisauce! From Trader Joes. Nico does not want anyone to tauch his sauce as he needs to focus on changing his major and needs his fuel.

Nico asked his friends in Lake Don Pedro to no tauch his burger sauce.

by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025