nipple zit

When you find yourself looking at what appears to be a third nipple but when you touch it pus comes out and you calm down with the relief of knowing your not a freek.

Dude you look really tired.

I know I was up all night with my nipple zit. I was poking it for hours. When I found out it was just a zit, I fapped the rest of the night to celebrate.

Cool I did that last week.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

by Orginox April 19, 2006

nippletit

A massive nipple that covers the entire breast can also be mistaken for large hoover accidents. (when somebody is accidently sucked on by a hoover and has a large red circle mark left behind)

"Holy shit that bitch has nippletits"

by Dannyboy182 September 27, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nippleitis

A swimmers term for erect nipples.

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."

by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

nipplelitis

when a persons nipples are erect and won't go away

aw shit! i'm cold, now i've got nipplelitis

by at school May 31, 2006

nippleiteous

when your nipples get hard and cold.

Nippleiteous is when you go swimming and your nipples become hard.

by Chloe Shannon August 19, 2008