I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.
by Baindawg November 29, 2012
The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.
"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
by Koreku August 24, 2017
This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 08, 2025