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nimbytard 

The term "nimbytard" is a more offensive version of the more common nimby.

A nimby is a common type of person who thinks of themselves over the greater good (not in my back yard), this derivative includes tard based on Latin for slow or delayed. Thus nimbytard implies the nimby condition is particularly severe, and in some way a medical condition affecting the brain.

If one is nimbytarded they possess the traits of being selfish and slow, and often cause delay or obstruction to projects that would otherwise benefit the greater good.
A: Ewww nuclear waste... let's leave that in China, we don't need near our homes here in Australia.
B: But our nation and this continent are the most stable in the world. We are a perfect place for nuclear waste storage. Plus it could be a good revenue stream, and a social conscious and responsible thing, for the greater international community.
A: I don't want it near me! Excuses and things! Would YOU want to live near it? No way!
Alex B: You sir are a nimbytard. You need to get that shit checked out.
nimbytard by Hoon December 27, 2015
n. 1. Similar to nigtard however much more broad and can be used to describe multiple races. 2. An extremely stupid person, to the point where they could be confused with someone who is actually retarded.
My friend shot up the school, so while referring to him I described him as a nibtard.
Nibtard by Jabrillus November 1, 2018
Not just a nimrod, a retard nimrod.
Preddy you nimtard!
nimtard by D4FS4 September 28, 2003

The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust! 

An album by rap artist Saul Williams. It was produced by Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and exhibits an industrial influence throughout. It is available to however much you desire to pay from niggytardust.com
The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust! is an excellent album.
Person 1: Davon just choked himself with his own chain

Person 2: haha I’m not suprised, Davon is a nibtard
Nibtard by Yourlocalthot February 10, 2019
a nimrah who is slightly retarded: nimtard!
OMG! u r such a nimtard!
nimtard by jayas March 15, 2007

numbtard 

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks
That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.
numbtard by Nick February 8, 2003
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