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nike head 

A person who is very much dedicated to wearing Nike sneakers. Mainly Air Jordans, Dunks, Air Force 1's and Air Max (among others).

He or She is usually educated on the different years of production, nick names and going rates for exclusives and vintage pairs.

Some clothing brands have built their company around such "collectors" like CAPITAL or "CPTL" as some call it, hailing from the same city as Nike itself, Portland, OR.

A Nike head may have 10's or even 100's of unworn pairs of Nike sneakers in his/her possesion - putting them "on ice" for investment purposes or waiting for the right time to wear them.
Fuck Adidas man, I'm a Nike Head!
nike head by Byron Wescott June 19, 2008
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Ninehead 

The term used to describe folks with a large forehead. It comes from the word "forehead," but theirs are just too damn large, so we refer to them as "ninehead." Now, if you've got a sense of humor, you'll realize that "fore/four" is a number, as is "nine." So, it's like saying "fourhead."

Oh, I'm so funny.
"Damn, that girl got a huge forehead."
"Son, that ain't a forehead, that's a ninehead."
More than a person...a movement, a doctrine.
Motive: TOP SECRET.
There goes a nukehead! Someone is fucked now! Run for cover, assholes!
Nukehead by NukeheaD October 5, 2004

Nike Head 

Song by Rap Artist C.KhiD dedicated to the popularizing global sneaker culture. Describes the outwatrdly different group via a lyrical description of the lifestyle the typical Nike Head lives. Metaphorical description of an optimistic sneaker wearer.
"Nike Head Had over 85,000 plays on SoundClick.com Music Artist Community"
Nike Head by C.KhiD July 3, 2009

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026