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nightbooker 

Noun ~ a person who waits until around 11 pm to go on facebook and check on the news feed from the whole day and catch up on anything that they missed out on. These kinds of people are the one's who like and comment on everything hours later.
I woke up this morning and saw i had 20 notifications on facebook. I swear that kid is such a nightbooker now that he works until night.
nightbooker by gleedrunk2378 April 22, 2011
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Nighthoover 

1. A h2g2 researcher who in September 2001 asked a simple question about cancelling his/her account.

2. A deity of sorts, whose return is fortold by the prophet 2legs (usually after several pints of ale
"Intolerance of Nighthoover, and Nighthoovering cannot be tolerated and is futile. Probably." -- 2legs
Nighthoover by Random July 27, 2003

Nighthoover 

Act, or inactment of hoovering at night, as in the way and manner prescribed by the diety nighthoover, the prophet, the one true son of Bob, and all round good person and ale drinker
Nighthoover by portabellomushrooms September 1, 2003

Nighthoover 

Verb: The process of harvesting marrows whilst chewing apple flavoured bubble gum on a thursday.
Useage: I'm sorry I can't use the cream today, I have to NIGHTHOOVER.
Nighthoover by Nebula Man January 24, 2004

nighthooverly 

The act of getting the apple flavoured bubble gum stuck on a tooth.
I am sorry but my toes feel so Nighthooverly.
nighthooverly by Nebula Man May 18, 2004

Nighthooverly 

adv: nighthooverly, to describe the state of cleanliness and purity resulting from dedicated nighthoovering
his presence did nothing to disturb the nighthooverly mood
Nighthooverly by ~jwf~ November 12, 2003
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