newsrape

An act of abuse; despoliation; or violation: carried out by an editor on a journalist. The newsrape usually takes the form of an excessive but pointless workload that the journalist has almost no time to complete. The story/stories will then inevitably be almost completely rewritten or scrapped altogether in the subbing process.

Synonym in broadcast news: digital penetration

I have way too many straps, ulays and teases to write - why am I always getting newsraped?

by reporter1 May 28, 2012

Rusty Newspaper

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012

newscapepro

A physically disabled person with a camera for a face. usually having the name "cory" or "carl". And has the ability to make others define him on the urban dictionary.

Newscapepro has a camera for a face.

by Monstertime13 October 7, 2017

newspaper head

Someone who sits with a newspaper in front of their head instead of paying attention to the suroundings.

"hey dude check out that newspaper head over there"

by JD dudemaster March 5, 2010

NewScapePro

NewScapePro is A Camera Headed Man Who Is A Minecraft Addict, JK I'm A Fan. He usually Do Roleplays and Other Mini Games, he also Has few Channels With Great Contents. Hey If NewScapePro Is Reading This Can Ya Give Me A Shoutout? My Name is Neilsen (Nilsen). He also do funny videos like try not to laugh and Gmod

I'm a Fan Of NewScapePro, he has funny videos.

by xxXStabXxx October 7, 2017

Newspaper Bag Swag

When you bring your lunch to school using a newspaper bag to contain it

"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"

by ClaireBear600 November 7, 2011

newscapepro

A funny minecraft youtuber who typically collabs with his friends Ashlie, Uni, Nick, Tommy, Jon, and Shelby. He is very loud and extremely competitive. If he loses bedwars, he doesnt put it in his videos. He has a crude sense of humor and also goes by the names Randy and Corey.

"NewScapePro is my favorite youtuber ever"

by SnickerDoodle3414 April 19, 2018