newsfag

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A newsfag is a person who's hooked to the news and always updated on current events because they have nothing else better to do in life. Commonly found glued to their media outlet like TV, newspaper, news site, for the entire fucking day, 24/7. Tend to be social rejects and complete losers. Separating them from their desired media outlet is analogous to a death sentence.

James: Look at David. He's a complete newsfag.
Martin: Yeah, what a loser, can't be separated from the TV news channel.

newsfag by foxucon March 29, 2017

Words you can keep

Newsfag

Person with a preconceived notion that anime is a bad thing and/or that it should only be viewed by children.

Person who believes everything on the news.

Person who avoids certain sites on the internet in fear of hackers.

Newsfags will always break into a conversation about anime and call it cartoons. In many cases also mock the viewers for watching what he belives to be nothing but saturday morning cartoons for children.

Newsfag by Tremil November 25, 2007

Related Words

Newsfag • Newfag • Newfag Face • newfaggotry • Newfag syndrome • newsbag • Newsfaker • Anti Newfag Squad • NN Newfag • news fatigue

Newfag

A newcomer to 4chan. Hated by Anons everywhere. Usually this person consists of failure and tries too hard to fit in.

Newfag needs to GTFO of my 4chan, nao.

Newfag by Leslslsls January 1, 2009

Newfags

Any new person, or thing, to enter a site.

"the damn newfags ruined this room"

Newfags by Midnight_Shadows July 9, 2009

Newsfaker

Someone who invents news to influence public opinion, usually for personal or political advantage.

Did you see that story about Barack Obama being a secret Muslim who was actually born in Indonesia? It was invented by that serial Newsfaker in Abeline, Texas.

Newsfaker by Peter Kobs May 16, 2009

Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.

Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.

Newfag Face by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011

Newfag

A person who cannot triforce.

newfags can't triforce.

Newfag by POKOkitty August 23, 2009

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026