newsfag 

A newsfag is a person who's hooked to the news and always updated on current events because they have nothing else better to do in life. Commonly found glued to their media outlet like TV, newspaper, news site, for the entire fucking day, 24/7. Tend to be social rejects and complete losers. Separating them from their desired media outlet is analogous to a death sentence.

James: Look at David. He's a complete newsfag.
Martin: Yeah, what a loser, can't be separated from the TV news channel.

newsfag by foxucon March 29, 2017

Newsfag 

Person with a preconceived notion that anime is a bad thing and/or that it should only be viewed by children.

Person who believes everything on the news.

Person who avoids certain sites on the internet in fear of hackers.

Newsfags will always break into a conversation about anime and call it cartoons. In many cases also mock the viewers for watching what he belives to be nothing but saturday morning cartoons for children.

Newsfag by Tremil November 25, 2007

Newfag 

A newcomer to 4chan. Hated by Anons everywhere. Usually this person consists of failure and tries too hard to fit in.

Newfag needs to GTFO of my 4chan, nao.

Newfag by Leslslsls January 1, 2009

Newfags 

Any new person, or thing, to enter a site.

"the damn newfags ruined this room"

Newfags by Midnight_Shadows July 9, 2009

Newsfaker 

Someone who invents news to influence public opinion, usually for personal or political advantage.

Did you see that story about Barack Obama being a secret Muslim who was actually born in Indonesia? It was invented by that serial Newsfaker in Abeline, Texas.

Newsfaker by Peter Kobs May 16, 2009

Newfag Face 

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.

Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.

Newfag Face by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011

Newfag 

A person who cannot triforce.

newfags can't triforce.

Newfag by POKOkitty August 23, 2009