Also know as noob or nub nub. If someone is really bad/beginner. Lol
He was standing still and the newb couldn't even kill him! What a newb!
by MAT5 June 25, 2013
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A newb is the more propper way of saying the online Insult noob to a new player on an online game or a new friend on AIM, Myspace, FaceBook, MSN messanger, any program online if you are new to it ppl have the right to call you a Newbie or Newb so don't fight it you'll grow out of it sooner or later when a newer kid moves into town/goes to your school/joins the team
"WOW! that dude is such a Newb he SUCKS! at everything"
another friend hears that being said so he then says
"Oh I know dude"
the Newb then hears the insult and he dorkishley comes up and says
"Hey new friends"
the regular town's kids yell back at him
"Get AWAY! from us ya NEWB!"
by Jer-Hey!!! July 26, 2009
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Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.
Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.
by Kwistin September 25, 2005
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James was feeling overwhelmed .the orders were coming in too quick! He was just a newbe grill guy!!
by Susiequetoyou June 5, 2018
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Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
by tuffneck November 14, 2013
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Newbs don't play at 6am. Where as veteran players usually play at 6am so they can avoid new players. (AKA newbs)
Newb: Dude, I was playing call of duty last night and I was winning SOOOO much.

Good Player: What time did you stop playing?

Newb: Oh, probably about 11:00. I had to get up early in the morning.

Good Player: LOL, Newbs don't 6am.
by Narwall7676 June 27, 2013
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A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.
Get lost rookie or Tollbooth Willie is going to beat you with his newb stick!
by lavvgiver April 12, 2010
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