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netwalker 

a walker (street walker or prostitute) that networks to find more clients or sponsors.
derived from the word networker (as in network marketer, mlm'er etc), due to the fact that there's a lot whores in network marketing.
Thank God for netwalkers, I got laid yesterday after I spoke in a networking event.
netwalker by johnagra March 19, 2017

Savage networker 

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.
Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
Savage networker by The Roost August 7, 2016

Social Netwanker 

One who relentlessly trawls through myspace and facebook, looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Once found the netwanker will stalk his or her prey through a succesion of messages and comments, in the misguided belief that at some point there may be some kind of physical liason.
"I opened my inbox on Monday morning and it was full of social netwankers"
Social Netwanker by Rudonja July 30, 2007

Networkered 

Networkered was created by Greeism who wanted to advertise Class 465 on Stepford County Railway Discord. It ended up being a meme on SCR. The meme was overused and it died within 3 weeks. Some people are still using this meme which is cringe.

To people who are in the SCR discord server, please stop using the Networkered meme as the meme is dead.
SCR Fanboy: You just got Networkered!

A person: Bro Shut the fuck up. The Networkered meme is already dead. Holy Fuck I know this is general but please stop posting cringy ass SCR memes.
Networkered by mazepinisthegoat April 17, 2021

Newarker 

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.
Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister
Newarker by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006

Networkered 

When you see Greeism driving a 465, you just got networkered.
I just got Networkered at Stepford East today.
Networkered by HaboobDaGreat21 April 1, 2021
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