Negotiacation 

When you and a friend make a solemn pact to do something, but then your friend starts being all lame about it and wants to back out - so they start trying to modify the pact to be easier for them.

Friend 1: "Dude, remember how we agreed to both go skydiving?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, we are all over that bro!"

Friend 1: "Actually, I just peed my pants about that - can't we just play with our GI-JOEs instead?

Friend 2: "What the hell man, stop it with the negotiacation you panty waste!!"

Negotiacation by overlordoftheuniverse May 6, 2012

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

aggressive negotiations 

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

aggressive negotiations by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

French Negotiation 

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

French Negotiation by Lelarep March 21, 2011

aggressive negotiations 

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

aggressive negotiations by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

Pillow Negotiations 

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

Pillow Negotiations by Melofawesome August 27, 2012