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neckwreck 

when you are headbanging to music and you get too excited and end up really tiring your neck out so it is difficult to keep your head up.
"hey joe! how was that Slayer concert?"
"not so good."
"what? but it was a slayer concert. how could it be bad?"
"oh, it was great, but when Jeff and Tom started swinging their necks around, i did the same. now i can barely keep my neck up."
"oh, i see. thats what you call getting a neckwreck."
"now you tell me!"
neckwreck by johnney napalm January 27, 2008
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Neckbreaker 

When hot ass female walks by and you turn your head so fast your neck breaks.
D: Sup
R: Yo
D: So, today in...
Large booty female walks by.
*crack*
Both: Oh, shit !
D: We call her neckbreaker.

R: But for real, call an ambulance.
Neckbreaker by Caddysandfattys February 24, 2015

neckwrestler 

One who persuades a female to perform fellatio by pressing on the back of the head or neck while engaging in foreplay.
"We were making out and Robb started giving me a hint that he wanted a bj by pressing the back of my head. He is the neckwrestler"
neckwrestler by are-oh-be-be January 16, 2008

Navy Neckbreaker 

Whenever an individual ejaculates in their hand and slaps someone full force with said hand (Navy because it is a handful of SEAmen)
I caught Davis making out with my girl at the end of the bar so I rubbed one out real quick and hit his ass with a Navy Neckbreaker.

Neckbreaking

1) Neckbreaking: when you see a really hot/cute guy or girl and they are so pretty you turn yout neck around to keep looking at them. A complement
2) Neckbreaking: when you see a really cute/hot guy and you just want break your neck and kill yourself. (insert family guy meme here)
see two pretty twins "wow is there a buy one get one free coffin sale? because all I see is two neckbreaking girls."

"I guess Im just a neckbreaking girl in a neckbreaking world."

she a pretty girl "wow she so pretty she makes me want break my neck just like Lennie did to Curly's wife." (of mice of men)
Neckbreaking by peopleisnice December 9, 2016

neckbreaker 

When something looks so fresh, it turns heads.
Your wearing your fresh Tiger Bape Hoodie, and your Day of the Dead SB Dunks, that's a neckbreaker baby.
neckbreaker by Timothy Andres March 7, 2007

neckrection 

distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the individual experiencing the neckrection.

Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the individual presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question.

Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male counterparts, but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".
When Christine refused to help him put the dead dog in the dumpster, Dr. Shimmelhoffer began screaming at her, thrusting forward his neckrection in an act of control.
neckrection by Marcel Marceau April 23, 2011
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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