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Nannyhammer 

Definition: A fool or a silly person.
Analysis: The word "fool," unless you're Mr. T, is sometimes woefully inadequate to express the stupidity of the person you're talking about. So use Ninnyhammer. Or at least NINNY.

Alternative: The English language is chockful of colorful words meaning stupid person, such as: DUMMKOPF, IGNORAMUS, JOBBERNOWL, GOWK, and WITLING.

For mental retardation, eschew the ubiquitous 'tard - rather, use AMENTIA (extreme mental retardation because of inadequate brain tissue), CRETINISM (mental retardation associated with dwarfism, caused by the deficiency of a thyroid hormone, a person with cretinism is a CRETIN), and MORONITY (used to mean mild retardation of having a mental age of 7 to 12 years, now it's an obsolete term though we still use the word moron).
Your acting like a Nannyhammer!
Nannyhammer by MonkeyPantzBand October 30, 2011

Nanny-cam sitter 

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.
Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr
Nanny-cam sitter by Zachibald July 21, 2024

new york nanny cam 

Using a nanny cam to record child pornography
Tom got arrested for using the New York Nanny Cam