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Nonaversary 

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.
I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.
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nonaversary 

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse
I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.

nonniversary 

What you call your wedding anniversary after you are divorced or separated.
Tomorrow I will be celebrating my 2nd nonniversary.
nonniversary by drguy June 1, 2013

nonniversary 

The day that would have been the anniversary of a relationship that failed.
Michelle: I would have been married to Oscar 12 years today... if he hadn't been a total cheating, lying douchebag that I divorced.
Amber: Happy nonniversary.
nonniversary by derby mined August 17, 2011

nanoversary 

Half way to your first anniversary, also known as a 6 month anniversary.
Last night I took Penny out to dinner to celebrate our nanoversary.
nanoversary by Pete Magrath December 21, 2007