Really tall girl who's HAWT. She's most likely going to be a model. She is HILARIOUS & has the funniest laugh ever (in a good way.) She's an awesome friend. Easily angered and distracted. She's pretty and really gullible but definitely not retarded. Obsessed with guys, balls, and erections.
Guy 1: That girl is definitely a Nakoia.

Guy 2: I know; my balls are hard now.
by yukanuka February 16, 2017
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