A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

My First Whale by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

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My Waleed

My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart

I love my waleed

My Waleed by L.w💗 November 21, 2023

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