My Laptop 

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

My Laptop by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop 

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

mylaptopisonfire 

A tiktok user, never misses and is the sexiest of them all

mylaptopisonfire never misses! They are always correct and more relevant than anyone I know!

mylaptopisonfire by mikasaspeaksfacts February 23, 2021