Mushroom Field 

When you go to a club and you see a huge patch of dudes standing around with their drinks. (mushrooms are a phallic symbol).

"Man, I went to this club and there were barely any girls. Just endless patches of mushroom fields.

Mushroom Field by grimmortician December 31, 2007

Field Mushroom 

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

Field Mushroom by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015