Mushels 

Mushels look like large muscles, but are an optical illusion of adipose (fat) tissue thickly layered over actual muscles.

Key difference when flexing: Mushels will squish when grasped—actual muscles won't. (Mushy more than muscled.)

I got nothing against mushels ... Until you counterfeit them as actual muscles in photos with dark spray tan lines or photoshop to mimic cuts), committing body fat forgery. Pseudo-Swole like pro wrestlers.

Mushels by JuYoRican August 10, 2017

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

Pulling Mussels by Civiux April 21, 2013

mushel 

one who is believed to be a chronic drinker and dancer

Muriel's best friends call her mushel.

mushel by BJizzle June 22, 2007

Musheshtan 

A word recently discovered when listening to the Pokemon Theme song in Reverse

OHHHH MUSHESHTAN!

Musheshtan by Marshingtingodick October 10, 2009

mushles 

nonmuscles. one having squishy, soft, easily bruisable flesh where firm healthy muscles are expected to be. often found on the lazy and incorrigibly lardy.

As the enormous english teacher sighed heavily when lifting the small book, the class went to pieces laughing at her jiggle-tastic thunder arms and mushles.

mushles by gordonTheWarlock69 May 9, 2010

Mussels 

A species of mollusk especially favored by marine ecology instructors at state colleges

Our teacher was completely in love with the mussels she protected when she was a park ranger

Mussels by TESC232 March 19, 2008

fanny like a bag of old mussels 

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

fanny like a bag of old mussels by Sally Nips September 27, 2009