A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.
Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
by Dr floppy schlong July 8, 2017
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My primary language is Murkin. (My primary language is American.

My race? Human murkin. (My race? Human American.)
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