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munge diving 

dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the coffin, and stick the tube into her vagina hole and put the opposing end in your mouth as your friend cannonballs into the hole and you end up with a perfectly aged mouthful of munge.
ring.....ring.....
hello?
hey nate. this is chilidog.
sup chili!
nuttin. wanna go munge diving tonight?.....full moon!?!?!?
oh hell yeah! let me get my boots and shovel and i will be over!
C copywrighted apr11,2007
munge diving by brian gragg April 17, 2007
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mung diving 

Mung diving is when you and your friend (or enemy) go through the obituaries and find a recently dead hot chick, go to the graveyard and dig her up, lay her next to the gravestone, then you and your friend flip a coin. the loser has to put his/her mouth on the dead girls vag and the winner jumps from the top of the gravestone onto the dead chicks stomach shooting dead juice into the loosers mouth.
swallowing is optional depending on the nature of the bet
fuck you dude, we will settle this the manly way.... were mung diving to settle this
mung diving by shadowplyr July 26, 2008

mung diving 

When two people take a corpse into the desert and leave it there for two or three days so its really gettin juicy. The two people come back. Person Aplaces their mouth on the asshole of the corpse, while person B jumps on the stomach of the body. This causes the entire intestional tract to shoot into person A's mouth
Danny and Shawn were really drunk when they went mung diving last weekend
mung diving by Les Miles December 20, 2007

Mung diving 

When you have mung beans that can do jumps off the high board
There’s a bunch of mung beans mung diving at the pool
Mung diving by Cherforce July 16, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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