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Mutatonomine 

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
Mutatonomine by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.
Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.
mugatosis by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006
A game of beer pong with 21 cups of pure evil. Each team consists of 4 individuals and each cup is filled until there is an inverted ellipse of beer. Mugato is played as any traditional game of beer pong would be except that each cup scored on the opposing team must be drank before the opposing team may take their turn and shoot. Mugato takes approximately 1 hour depending on the individuals playing.
See above description for Mugato.
Mugato by Hoover23 November 3, 2010
the brilliant, ingenious, and nearly undecipherable code language of English, spoken by the infamous Mugato drug cartel of Dallas, Texas

named after the vicious Mugato beast, whose deadly poisonous fangs nearly killed Captain Kirk in Star Trek episode #45
Mugato- Meeguytay
Fuck You- Feck Yee
mugato by Sunny Sanchez January 10, 2008
the ugliest potato you've ever seen in your life
oh my god that turd that was just shot out of a prolapsed cats anus looks like a mutato
mutato by THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH June 20, 2006
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