mudblaster

The act of cramming ones own feces into the complimentary hotel hair dryer so that the next unsuspecting person to use it gets a head full of brown highlights.
The hershey highlighter should only be used at seedy grungy hotels that you will not be returning to and at the same time encouraging the next guest to seek other hotels for future occasions.

"We were at this hotel and they didn't have kleenex beside the bed so I had to use toilet paper. So while I was in the bathroom getting toilet paper, I decided to create a mudblaster"

by MacSween February 11, 2008

Mudblast

Where a person has extremely explosive diarrhea.

Last night I mudblasted so hard.

by StewBeef April 22, 2010

Mud Blaster

When a guy is having anal sex, and the girl shits diarrhea during the middle of it.

He had to clean up majorly after she gave him the mud blaster.

by Cotty2Hottie April 3, 2009

mudflatters

A slang term for the United States residents who live in flood-prone areas along the Gulf of Mexico.

After the hurricane, the mudflatters severely depleted the inventory of the local building supply stores.

by Everyonehasadream August 27, 2019

manblaster

A cuck who prefers the company of the older men that he allows to cum on his face and in any hole they can fit their cocks in, while younger men run a train on his wife.

Did you hear that Justin is a manblaster? We're all headed over to fuck his wife later if you wanna come!

by The Enjoyable Asshole January 6, 2023

Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018