mud fudge 

a shit so bad that you and anyone around you needs to shower afterwards, while in the shower, washing your asshole, you get the left over poo that didn't come out with the toilet paper under your fingernails.

A sack-a-poopie shared with everyone.

Steve had a mud fudge and now I need to wash my hair.

Wow, what a mud fudge. Now everyone needs a shower.

Tom's mud fudge ruined my suit. Tom's such a sludge-slinger.

I had mud fudge and no one was there to share it with me so I got mad. Then I cleaned the walls.

mud fudge by Josh Whitmarsh April 19, 2006

Georgia Mud Fudge 

Often confused with the Dairy Queen treat, the Georgia Mud Fudge is actually, when you make a deposit of fecal matter inside someone's bed linens, and subsequently conceal the hefty load within said bedding.

Scene from Godfather... except bloody horsehead is replaced with giant, juicy deuce.

Georgia Mud Fudgee: "Man! My socks are covered in mud... I didn't sleep walk, did I?"

Gergia Mud Fudger: "Naw, man. That ain't mud, you got Georgia Mud Fudged. Dude... check this out!"

Innocent Third Party: "Dude your socks smell like shit. Quit walking around, your smearing shit everywhere."

See also: Ass Comet

Georgia Mud Fudge by Towelliie April 12, 2009

Georgia Mud Fudge 

Shit produced from a persons ass when they receive anal without having there colon thoroughly flushed out.

Last night while giving Claud anal, i realized she had not received her monthly enema when my dick and balls were covered in georgia mud fudge.

Georgia Mud Fudge by The Family Sfinkt April 13, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022