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Get the muchachito mug.A very tiny child, can only be seen with an extremely powerful microscope. Oddly enough, many can be seen at local malls and 7-11's swearing and making racist jokes.
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A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.
This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!
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Get the muchachita mug.(MOO'-cha-cho), n. A Spanish word, largely used by Mexicans/Chicanos and Latinos, meaning - roughly - a mischievious young person (male). Muchacha (feminine).
"Aiie, behave, muchacho!"
by VSA August 11, 2006
Get the muchacho mug.The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast
"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis
by dede0315 November 3, 2010
Get the Marlboro Muchacho mug.When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.
Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008
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