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A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.
I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.
moach by jamoore84 September 8, 2007
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Moach Cac 

Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.
Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*
Moach Cac by Council of Funny September 14, 2023
The act of schmokin' budski. Can also be used as a name for fuzzy green stuff.
Hey Scotty, you wanna moach? Moach, moach.
moach by Moach June 4, 2013
Did you see how tight those skinny jeans are on that guy's mrotch?
Mrotch by nene1968 January 18, 2012
a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times
moach by paul t. January 27, 2004
A shortened version of motor coach.
We rode the moach to the museum.
moach by lulums August 1, 2007