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an old english butler who wears a monical and assless chaps. mr fahtz puts the butt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. Mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now titled "buttlers"
client- Mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)

narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face
by rawdogkilla November 06, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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