Mounds of Joy 

A lovely set of breasts. To each his own, but big or small, we love them all.

I buried my face in her mounds of joy.

She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.

Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.

I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.

Mounds of Joy by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

alternative mounds of joy by QuacksO February 1, 2017