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moskeetho 

mo-skeet-ho muh-skee-toh'

A variation of the word: mosquito;

Used to name females that suck the cum out of your dick like mosquitos suck blood.
*throbbing member erupts in volcano-like semen stream inside the female's facial orifice* God damn girl, you're a moskeetho! *smears remaining skeet on her lips*
moskeetho by MoSkeetHo January 13, 2010
Related Words

MosYEETo 

MosYEETo is the same as mosquito, but a MosYEETo is a mosquito that has learned the arts of YEETERS, basically a MosYEETo is a mosquito a 8364739727293793839384 times stronger than an actual mosquito, they can basically yeet you out of a planet. They are also a meme, bEt yOu dIdNt kNoW dAt.
Hey look at that guy, he looks like a buff MosYEETo
MosYEETo by My name is Ethan November 25, 2019

mosqyeeto 

A Mosquito, with the OK hand emoji on every leg and the crying laugh emoji on its face.
Person 1: This is a beautiful mosqyeeto.

Normie: No, it's just a weird colored Mosquito.
mosqyeeto by CommitToasterBathXD December 28, 2018

Moskeeties 

"Damn dude , look at all these Moskeeties , theyre biting the hell out of me"
Moskeeties by mau5er May 1, 2010

Moskeetskeet 

A particularly noisy mosqueeto
Dude bro 8000: Oodang oodang dat be a moskeetskeet
Moskeetskeet: s k e e t
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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