morning brew 

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...

It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...

morning brew by Vincent Young May 13, 2005

Morning Brew 

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

Morning Brew by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010

morning brewtine 

Sipping not coffee after da cock crows.

Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!

morning brewtine by QuacksO April 26, 2025

morningbread

Waking up with a boner.

Jan always wakes up with a morningbread.

morningbread by Eirik March 6, 2005