moose call 

The act of tryin to find marijuana.

We were needing to get high, so i made a moose call.

moose call by startedmoose May 24, 2007

moose call 

a moose call is when you cup you hand on your ass and fart creating a low pitch sound resembling a moose cal

terry had to fart so he did the moose call

moose call by maxxis July 2, 2006

Moose Call 

Moose Call ............ Slang for a Obese women queefing

the stench of her moose call emanated out from the thunderous thighs

Moose Call by E-F-D March 3, 2011

Call the moose 

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

Call the moose by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

mooseball

Backyard sport created in the fields of Frear Park in Troy New York. Gameplay involves a team of 3-30 individuals attempting to keep a large bouncy ball in the air with thier feet, shins, knees, torso, face, head, and/or back. No use of the hands or arms is allowed. The entire team keeps score by counting how many hits have taken place. If the ball touches the ground or an arm the count is begun again. Highest score wins.

Lets play some mooseball

mooseball by silvereyez835 November 27, 2004

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

Callum the mouse by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019