A woman so ugly she appears to have been conceived by two hogs under the light of a silvery moon.
She's worse than a moped, she's a moon pig.
by BabyJesusCries November 02, 2010
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Chubby girls who are the only ones left at a bar or club at 3 a.m
Brian:"Dude I was so wasted last night i totally hooked up with a moon pig and by the end of the night she was screaming pig latin"

Marcel:"Dude thats fucking gross"
by The Shitztigators September 22, 2010
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Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.
Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.
by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018
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