Moon Head
Moon Head by MoonHead2kbig June 22, 2011
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moon head
A person who's head resembles that of a natural satellite, or a head which is abnormaly large or round
moon head by the portuguese cobnut November 22, 2011
moon head
A derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.
moon head by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008
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moon head by David Warner October 30, 2003
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Moon Head(s)
Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.
An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.
In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short
----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.
In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short
----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "
Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."
*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*
Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"
Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."
*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*
Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"
Moon Head(s) by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010
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