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monytail 

A man with a more impressive ponytail than a women!!
Guy with long hair tied in the back with an eleastic. Some times tied high enough it hangs over the back of his seat on the airplane.

Look at that monytail, it longer than his girlfriends!!
monytail by scoops25 May 6, 2011
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Monytail 

A pony tail worn by a man (usually a hipster).
Wow look how long his monytail is!
Monytail by Malinator May 25, 2016
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Monytail 

Shaughn has a fuckin SWEET monytail.

monytail 

A man pony tail. Adj, Verb, Pronoun. Monytail
Ezra got so mad that part of his monytail lost a couple inches.
monytail by Florgaga March 21, 2022

monktail 

someone hoo sux on monkeys tails whilst bein fingerd by their mum in a caravan!!
when in an argument call the other person a monktail!!!
monktail by matty.b July 4, 2004
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