monytail

A man with a more impressive ponytail than a women!!

Guy with long hair tied in the back with an eleastic. Some times tied high enough it hangs over the back of his seat on the airplane.

Look at that monytail, it longer than his girlfriends!!

monytail by scoops25 May 6, 2011

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Monytail

A pony tail worn by a man (usually a hipster).

Wow look how long his monytail is!

Monytail by Malinator May 25, 2016

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Monytail • monktail

Monytail

A ponytail mowhawk!!!!!

Shaughn has a fuckin SWEET monytail.

Monytail by Fozzy Nutz in your mouth and Adam December 10, 2008

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monytail

A man pony tail. Adj, Verb, Pronoun. Monytail

Ezra got so mad that part of his monytail lost a couple inches.

monytail by Florgaga March 21, 2022

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monktail

someone hoo sux on monkeys tails whilst bein fingerd by their mum in a caravan!!

when in an argument call the other person a monktail!!!

monktail by matty.b July 4, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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