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montefart 

1. The act of parroting one's subordinate in an attempt to appear intelligent; acting like you know what the hell is going on by mimicing one smarter than you (which generally is just about everyone)
2. also see "aura"
Like an insect mimicing a twig, the CEO montefarted his employee in a nugatory attempt to impress the customer.
montefart by Bollux R. Daft July 3, 2003
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Montevation 

The motivational efforts of school pride shown by students attending Monte Sant' Angelo in Sydney. Invented in 2008/ 2009 by the senior leaders. Montevation is characterised by sudden outbursts of spontaneous dancing, on stage at school assemblies or not, accompanied by loud music.
That senior girl was really montivating at assembly last week with her awesome dance moves!!!" "GET MONTIVATED" "I <3 Montevation"
Montevation by shinyness May 28, 2010

montfort secondary school

montfort secondary is where everyday you will see a student sitting at the detention area everyday upon entering the school.It is also home to the yps sparing and fighting in the toilet.The toilet in our school is the best for doing all sorts of shit like vaping,fighting,escaping class and using phone.There are also alot of discipline cases everyday as there is always that one cb kia with anger issues in the class that likes to fight ppl for the smallest shit
Montfort secondary school where you will definitely need to fight someone in your time there

Montfort Secondary School

Candice : Montfort Secondary School can sugon
Joe : Whats sugon?
Candice : sugondese nuts

MonkeyFart Fucker 

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

mouthfart 

The peculiar noise made by ones mouth when going down on your partner's junk. This occurs when the suction becomes too strong.
E-oh baby that feels good
(mouthfart)
E- what was that?
C- mouthfart.
E-oh, continue.
mouthfart by Elantragirl May 30, 2009

mouthfart 

an utterance so stupid that it could only be a mouth fart.
Nikki: *trumpet noise with mouth*
Caroline: Jesus, that was a mouthfart.
Nikki: (pauses) *trumpet noise again*
mouthfart by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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