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monster tard 

1. An extremely UGE mentally retarded person 2. a black person 3. Kaylee
That is quite a monster tard! YOU FUCKING MONSTER TARD!
monster tard by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006

Monster Tard Powers 

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers
person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
Monster Tard Powers by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

monstertard 

A word usually describing a burly man, with forearms that have the same diameter as a sewer pipe. A monstertard's mental capacity is lower than that of the average tard. Monstertards have been known to smash concrete with their bare hands when angered. Avoid eye contact at all costs.
Kyle Henshaw is a such a monstertard.
monstertard by pandaman054 January 23, 2011

monstertard 

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.
That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...
monstertard by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006

monstertard 

1. Specifically addressing anyone with a mental condition to what they truly are; monsters.

2. Disgrace to the human race. See nigger.

-Wow will is retarded.

-Don't say the r word! call them what they are.

-You think will is a monstertard?

-What are you doing with that baby by the dumpster?
-Its okay, its a monstertard.

-I have a baby, timmy.
-Why didn't you capitalize his name?
-He's a monstertard, and not a real person.
-Oh! Okay! **High Five**
monstertard by Matt Kotecki April 26, 2008

Monstertard 

People are Monstertards who never miss and speaking in the facts language. They are loved by everyone expect the retard fatherless kids.
Monstertard: "Johan>Your antagonist"
Everyone: W
Retards: "Miss", "L"

Btw Monster>
Monster is the best animanga no cap.
Monstertard by naderxchan September 16, 2021
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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